SON GOKU THO
What would Goku do if Chi Chi cheated on him?

If I *Ever* caught that bitch even looking at another nigga, I will smack Chichi so hard they will call my ass Super Saiyan Chris Brown.

It’s simple. Train with me.
Once they know you’ve been fucking with a Yung Saiyan God, girls gonna gravitate anyways.

It’s simple. Train with me.

Once they know you’ve been fucking with a Yung Saiyan God, girls gonna gravitate anyways.

Heard u lost one battle of the gods bruh bruh... Cant be true

If you look at my track record tho, A nigga only really got his ass handed to him by Beerus and Broly and everyone know that nigga Broly on the juice, so he don’t even count.

Who would win in a fight: Superman or Goku?

Bruh.

Niggas in Blue Spandex  got a nasty history of me sending their ass away bloody.

That nigga got no fucking swag, wack ass comb over hair style, punk ass nerd like Gohan. Matter of Fact I ain’t even gonna fight Superman—-LET Yamcha take that nigga, even he gon come out on top.

Lois Lane been snapchatting me nudes all weekend anyways.

Fuck with me on Tumblr.

Fuck with me on Twitter.

Got yo main girl in my /tagged/me

coolboyclub:

blairwitchwaldorf:

tell a boy it’s his while he’s in it and watch him level up

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can Gohan kick Goku's ass or nah?

I beat that lil niggas ass and send him back to Chichi to do Calculus homework. He gave up that thug life style to be a punk bitch, when I specifically told that nigga before I died to watch out for Z-fam. YOU CAN’T PROTECT EARTH WITH TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS REAL SAIYANS NIGGAS WILL FEEL ME ON THIS REPLY.

e-bae:

If iphones are so good why did cell need the androids to become perfect?

e-bae:

If iphones are so good why did cell need the androids to become perfect?